cowboy movie phrases

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Post 1 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Wednesday, 24-May-2006 18:38:50

Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That Damned Gay Cowboy Movie

1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"

2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"

3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."

4. "Howdy, pardner."

5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind."

6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."

7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."

8. "Let's mount up!"

9. "Nice spread ya got there!"

10. "Ride'em cowboy!"

Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 24-May-2006 20:02:25

hahahahaha. John Wayne would be spinning in his grave about that Broke Back Mountain movie.

Post 3 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Thursday, 25-May-2006 3:55:55

Never thought of that, but you're right.

Post 4 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Thursday, 25-May-2006 10:58:27

Fill your hands you son of a bitch! John Wayne True Grit.